Have you noticed that brown, square-ish freak in the banners and 88x31 buttons? Don't pretend you haven't. To the left is that freak, and her name is Quasar.

Brazen and beefy, Quasar is some kind of dinosaur-looking thing that's just here to have fun, and make it everyone's problem in the process. Armed with her trusty pick, she ventures deep into creepy caverns and twisted mines, usually just to retrieve minerals or artifacts sought after by whoever's commissioned her.
Unfortunately for her customers though, Quasar isn't known for handling things with care, as she frequently runs into all kinds of dangers while spelunking, to then instinctually maul her foes to kingdom come, and along with it, the surrounding area. In spite of that, you can always count on Quasar bring home the bacon in one piece!

...and when she's not doing any of that, she's busy being my mascot.