Wassup, this is webmaster SKAPASTA (formerly FunkyDealer, factually Aidan), frequent partaker in all activities involving sitting on your ass, and picking your nose.

I'm some slightly offputting entity resembling a lagomorph that lives in the U.S. of A.'s very own Lone Star State. I aggressive inline skating, playing slop games on Roblox, obsessing over everything Wario, listening to YTPMVs, eating very many yummy sandwiches, and doting over my awesome daughter Quasar without end.

Encouraged by a friend, I offhandedly made V1 of this website back in 2023 to showcase my art and music. I ended up having a lotta fun learning HTML and CSS, and in the process, this place became an art project in and of itself for me to show off alongside everything else.